1. runandhideinanothermind:

    revisitnormal:

    ramirezbundydahmer:

    Famous Last Words:

    • Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
    • I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
    • I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
    • I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
    • I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
    • Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
    • I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
    • Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
    •  Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
    • Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
    • It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
    • LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
    • You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
    • No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
    • I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
    • Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
    • Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
    • Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
    • Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
    • Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

    No, but you forgot the best one

    Either this wallpaper goes, or I do- Oscar Wilde, dying in an unfortunately papered hotel room

    Oh my, Voltaire. I laughed at that one, too.

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  2. themagicm:

    Mary’s birthday charity fundraiser. 

    Mary McDonnell Cares

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  4. yunuen:

    fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

    Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

    tldr; the ladies save the world instead

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  5. turian-tsuntsun:

    old ships you forgot you loved that come back and just punch you right in the face

    image

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  6. for the lovely truckyousasha, who more or less bullied me into making this

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  8. hi:

    to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

    image

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  9. kinky-cam-doll:

    Will never not be the best reaction gif use

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  10. Caskett elevator evolution.

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  12. maddehhey:

    oprahsmom:

    toocooltobehipster:

    how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

    this was taken in February

    americans

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  13. angelof9:

    100 Day Season 3 Countdown - Day 52

    This episode was a bit of a mess, honestly. But we got Sharon’s awkward fumbling with the empty file, her banter with Provenza and even some smiles!

     
  14. deelylah86:

    Bill Adama & Sherman Cottle (requested by neverlendbooks)

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